In Boulder City, Colorado,a grade-school student found a mouse in his potato chip bag.  The bag and its contents were sent back to Frito-Lay for testing.  Frito-Lay said it would have results within two weeks.

What exactly could the results be?  It's a mouse.  I suppose it could be shown that the mouse was not indigenous to the area where the chips' packaging plant is located.  And does it take two weeks to prove this?